I am SO sick of the stupid paparazzi. Why can't they leave me alone?
http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/General-Discussion/Uh-Oh-Bella-Look-what-I-just-found-1-86178.html
Why can't they go bother Suri or Zahara or Shiloh?
Anyone know how you can divorce your parents?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
I am so dead...
OH NO mom is gonna be on the warpath...
http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/General-Discussion/Ummmm-Bella-is-this-Renesmee-1-85631.html
She thinks *I* need therapy?
Ummm maybe you should take a look in the mirror mommy dearest.
http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/General-Discussion/Ummmm-Bella-is-this-Renesmee-1-85631.html
She thinks *I* need therapy?
Ummm maybe you should take a look in the mirror mommy dearest.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Well I did it.
A big change could possibly be coming my way.
For the past little while I've been exploring my human side. I left my job at ONegative to work at a local Italian restaurant and I joined the cheerleading team at school...(hope mom never finds out about that) I started eating vegetables and not hunting for my food.
I've discovered that I like being human. I like bright colours and happy things. I want to help people. I want to save lives not take lives.
I've applied to the Chemistry Program at the University of Washington. Eventually I'd lik to be a doctor lik my grandfather Carlisle.
and hey - an internship with Dr McDreamy or McSteamy at Seattle Grace would be an added bonus.
For the past little while I've been exploring my human side. I left my job at ONegative to work at a local Italian restaurant and I joined the cheerleading team at school...(hope mom never finds out about that) I started eating vegetables and not hunting for my food.
I've discovered that I like being human. I like bright colours and happy things. I want to help people. I want to save lives not take lives.
I've applied to the Chemistry Program at the University of Washington. Eventually I'd lik to be a doctor lik my grandfather Carlisle.
and hey - an internship with Dr McDreamy or McSteamy at Seattle Grace would be an added bonus.
About Last Night
Not one of my best moments that's for sure.
The paparazi were camped outside the house last night. It was one of dad's rare nights at home so I shouldn't be surprised that they were there. We tried staying in the house as long as we could but for some reason Mom and Dad thought they'd go away if they agreed to be interviewed. I stayed inside.
I don't know what they said but I got the feeling the press knew about the affairs. Why can't my parents be normal? Or at the very least anonymous or discrete? Don't they realize that it's not just about THEM??? What about ME???
The paparazi were camped outside the house last night. It was one of dad's rare nights at home so I shouldn't be surprised that they were there. We tried staying in the house as long as we could but for some reason Mom and Dad thought they'd go away if they agreed to be interviewed. I stayed inside.
I don't know what they said but I got the feeling the press knew about the affairs. Why can't my parents be normal? Or at the very least anonymous or discrete? Don't they realize that it's not just about THEM??? What about ME???
Monday, July 13, 2009
OMG MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
I really wish she wouldn't post things like this on her message board...
http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/Marriage/What-to-do-1-84790.html
http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/Marriage/What-to-do-1-84790.html
Sunday, July 5, 2009
I hate my mom sometimes....
She "forgot" to go hunting yesterday so there was nothing for dinner. Apparently there was some sort of scandal happening on her website (like when isn't there a scandal?!?!) and she couldn't tear herself away to get dinner ready.
I was so hungry I didn't have time to catch anything myself so I raided the kitchen and had a dinner of red peppers, tomatoes, mushrooms and carrots. Surprisingly I'm feeling really good today. I'm thinking I might eat REAL veggie meals more often.
I was so hungry I didn't have time to catch anything myself so I raided the kitchen and had a dinner of red peppers, tomatoes, mushrooms and carrots. Surprisingly I'm feeling really good today. I'm thinking I might eat REAL veggie meals more often.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Decisions Decisions....
All my life I've been living...embracing? my vampire side. It's hard not too when both of your parents are Vamps. Maybe it's time to explore my other half...
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Name change?
I hate having a made up name, I know I was named after my grandmothers but still...it's annoying seeing all these little kids with my name now. What are those parents thinking?!?!?!?
I've been thinking of changing it to something more common, make me a bit more anonymous, blend into the crowd better.
I'm considering Riley or Ruby with Claire as my middle name.
What do you think Riley Claire Cullen or Ruby Claire Cullen?
I've been thinking of changing it to something more common, make me a bit more anonymous, blend into the crowd better.
I'm considering Riley or Ruby with Claire as my middle name.
What do you think Riley Claire Cullen or Ruby Claire Cullen?
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Parents, can't live with them, can't live without them.
First off let me say that when it all comes down to it, I love my parents and I know that they love me I just don't like some of the things they've put me through these past 10 years.
First off, both of my parents have had an affair.
I was shocked when Dad confessed to cheating on my with Anne Rice who is/was? Mom's fave author. I'll never read one of her books again.
It wasn't any easier when Mom admitted to having an affair with Lestat who happens to be Dad's raquetball partner. At least mom decided that he was some kind of freak and ended it after one night. She hasn't been able to get his shoeprints off the couch yet either.
I think deep down they still really love each other but Dad just can't seem to forgive mom for her affair. Or burning down ONegative Texas.
I don't know what he expected her to do, live like a nun while he travelled the world opening restaurants and hosting Low-Iron Chef? Some times I think he spends more time at his suite in the ONegative Hotel in Vegas than at home in Forks.
First off, both of my parents have had an affair.
I was shocked when Dad confessed to cheating on my with Anne Rice who is/was? Mom's fave author. I'll never read one of her books again.
It wasn't any easier when Mom admitted to having an affair with Lestat who happens to be Dad's raquetball partner. At least mom decided that he was some kind of freak and ended it after one night. She hasn't been able to get his shoeprints off the couch yet either.
I think deep down they still really love each other but Dad just can't seem to forgive mom for her affair. Or burning down ONegative Texas.
I don't know what he expected her to do, live like a nun while he travelled the world opening restaurants and hosting Low-Iron Chef? Some times I think he spends more time at his suite in the ONegative Hotel in Vegas than at home in Forks.
Friday, June 19, 2009
About me
What about me?
Well, I'm a half breed. Half Vampire, Half Human. My mom wasn't a vampire when I was conceived (on their honeymoon no less GAG!) and giving birth to me practically killed her before my dad turned her into a vampire by injecting her heart with his venom Did I mention he delivered me too? Can your birth story top that? Nah, didn't think so and that's a good thing. Some of the women on mom's website might think otherwise though.
Well, I'm a half breed. Half Vampire, Half Human. My mom wasn't a vampire when I was conceived (on their honeymoon no less GAG!) and giving birth to me practically killed her before my dad turned her into a vampire by injecting her heart with his venom Did I mention he delivered me too? Can your birth story top that? Nah, didn't think so and that's a good thing. Some of the women on mom's website might think otherwise though.
Welcome
Welcome to my little corner of the 'net. I decided to create this blog as a way to sort out some of the confusion in my life.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Renesmee Carlie Cullen. Maybe you've heard of my parents? Yeah, I'm the daughter of Vampire Restauranteur/TV Host Edward Cullen and Immortal Website Hostess Bella Cullen.
My dad is the founder of the ONegative restaurant chain. Maybe you've been to their locations in Vegas, Australia, Texas (before mom burned it down), New York, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Tokyo, London or the original right here in Forks, Washington. Dad's not home much, he's always travelling to the different restaurants, scouting new locations, giving interviews, hosting his reality cooking show "Low-Iron Chef", walking red carpets etc, etc. I haven't seen him in weeks but I think he's due home soon, maybe?
I used to work at the Forks location or ONegative part time as a Hostess but I've since decided to take my life in a different direction. At least I think I have. I mean I'm still a restaurant hostess but there's no blood at my new job. Well, unless Vinny's in charge of salad prep that is. I'm saving up money to go to school. I have big plans beyond this small town.
As for my mom...what can I say that you haven't already read in some gossip rag? She had an alcohol problem for awhile, then she burned down ONegative Texas. I don't think Dad's forgiven her for that yet. At least he always seems mad at her when he's home.
Mom's most recent venture is her website for immortal women http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/ She talks about me a lot there. Dad too. I really wish she wouldn't do that. It's NONE of their business she shouldn't share it with her imaginary internet friends.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Renesmee Carlie Cullen. Maybe you've heard of my parents? Yeah, I'm the daughter of Vampire Restauranteur/TV Host Edward Cullen and Immortal Website Hostess Bella Cullen.
My dad is the founder of the ONegative restaurant chain. Maybe you've been to their locations in Vegas, Australia, Texas (before mom burned it down), New York, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Tokyo, London or the original right here in Forks, Washington. Dad's not home much, he's always travelling to the different restaurants, scouting new locations, giving interviews, hosting his reality cooking show "Low-Iron Chef", walking red carpets etc, etc. I haven't seen him in weeks but I think he's due home soon, maybe?
I used to work at the Forks location or ONegative part time as a Hostess but I've since decided to take my life in a different direction. At least I think I have. I mean I'm still a restaurant hostess but there's no blood at my new job. Well, unless Vinny's in charge of salad prep that is. I'm saving up money to go to school. I have big plans beyond this small town.
As for my mom...what can I say that you haven't already read in some gossip rag? She had an alcohol problem for awhile, then she burned down ONegative Texas. I don't think Dad's forgiven her for that yet. At least he always seems mad at her when he's home.
Mom's most recent venture is her website for immortal women http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/ She talks about me a lot there. Dad too. I really wish she wouldn't do that. It's NONE of their business she shouldn't share it with her imaginary internet friends.
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