Friday, June 19, 2009

Welcome

Welcome to my little corner of the 'net. I decided to create this blog as a way to sort out some of the confusion in my life.

Let me introduce myself. My name is Renesmee Carlie Cullen. Maybe you've heard of my parents? Yeah, I'm the daughter of Vampire Restauranteur/TV Host Edward Cullen and Immortal Website Hostess Bella Cullen.

My dad is the founder of the ONegative restaurant chain. Maybe you've been to their locations in Vegas, Australia, Texas (before mom burned it down), New York, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Tokyo, London or the original right here in Forks, Washington. Dad's not home much, he's always travelling to the different restaurants, scouting new locations, giving interviews, hosting his reality cooking show "Low-Iron Chef", walking red carpets etc, etc. I haven't seen him in weeks but I think he's due home soon, maybe?

I used to work at the Forks location or ONegative part time as a Hostess but I've since decided to take my life in a different direction. At least I think I have. I mean I'm still a restaurant hostess but there's no blood at my new job. Well, unless Vinny's in charge of salad prep that is. I'm saving up money to go to school. I have big plans beyond this small town.

As for my mom...what can I say that you haven't already read in some gossip rag? She had an alcohol problem for awhile, then she burned down ONegative Texas. I don't think Dad's forgiven her for that yet. At least he always seems mad at her when he's home.
Mom's most recent venture is her website for immortal women http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/ She talks about me a lot there. Dad too. I really wish she wouldn't do that. It's NONE of their business she shouldn't share it with her imaginary internet friends.

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