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I figured it was time to update it.

Name change?

I hate having a made up name, I know I was named after my grandmothers but still...it's annoying seeing all these little kids with my name now. What are those parents thinking?!?!?!?

I've been thinking of changing it to something more common, make me a bit more anonymous, blend into the crowd better.

I'm considering Riley or Ruby with Claire as my middle name.

What do you think Riley Claire Cullen or Ruby Claire Cullen?

Parents, can't live with them, can't live without them.

First off let me say that when it all comes down to it, I love my parents and I know that they love me I just don't like some of the things they've put me through these past 10 years.

First off, both of my parents have had an affair.

I was shocked when Dad confessed to cheating on my with Anne Rice who is/was? Mom's fave author. I'll never read one of her books again.

It wasn't any easier when Mom admitted to having an affair with Lestat who happens to be Dad's raquetball partner. At least mom decided that he was some kind of freak and ended it after one night. She hasn't been able to get his shoeprints off the couch yet either.

I think deep down they still really love each other but Dad just can't seem to forgive mom for her affair. Or burning down ONegative Texas.

I don't know what he expected her to do, live like a nun while he travelled the world opening restaurants and hosting Low-Iron Chef? Some times I think he spends more time at his suite in the ONegative Hotel in Vegas than at home in Forks.

About me

What about me?

Well, I'm a half breed. Half Vampire, Half Human. My mom wasn't a vampire when I was conceived (on their honeymoon no less GAG!) and giving birth to me practically killed her before my dad turned her into a vampire by injecting her heart with his venom Did I mention he delivered me too? Can your birth story top that? Nah, didn't think so and that's a good thing. Some of the women on mom's website might think otherwise though.

Welcome

Welcome to my little corner of the 'net. I decided to create this blog as a way to sort out some of the confusion in my life.

Let me introduce myself. My name is Renesmee Carlie Cullen. Maybe you've heard of my parents? Yeah, I'm the daughter of Vampire Restauranteur/TV Host Edward Cullen and Immortal Website Hostess Bella Cullen.

My dad is the founder of the ONegative restaurant chain. Maybe you've been to their locations in Vegas, Australia, Texas (before mom burned it down), New York, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Tokyo, London or the original right here in Forks, Washington. Dad's not home much, he's always travelling to the different restaurants, scouting new locations, giving interviews, hosting his reality cooking show "Low-Iron Chef", walking red carpets etc, etc. I haven't seen him in weeks but I think he's due home soon, maybe?

I used to work at the Forks location or ONegative part time as a Hostess but I've since decided to take my life in a different direction. At least I think I have. I mean I'm still a restaurant hostess but there's no blood at my new job. Well, unless Vinny's in charge of salad prep that is. I'm saving up money to go to school. I have big plans beyond this small town.

As for my mom...what can I say that you haven't already read in some gossip rag? She had an alcohol problem for awhile, then she burned down ONegative Texas. I don't think Dad's forgiven her for that yet. At least he always seems mad at her when he's home.
Mom's most recent venture is her website for immortal women http://thatimmortalwomensboard.aimoo.com/ She talks about me a lot there. Dad too. I really wish she wouldn't do that. It's NONE of their business she shouldn't share it with her imaginary internet friends.